Web 2.0 shoots Web 1.0 in a Moment of Unrequited Lust

Yes, I have crawled up and through the festering rectum of Beezelbub, to inundate you once more with my dull cacophony of silent static web text. I pierce the bung and break free from the anal gravity of the all-mighty Satan. My detractors are pursing their vile lips into smiles as they witness my latest transformation. I have gone from being a vegetarian who refused to eat animals, for moral reasons to a man that could kill a dog with his bare hands. I have lately, I admit, daydreamed of killing my girlfriend's dog. I've run a wooden stake through its throat, thrust a red-with-heat sword into its body, hung it by a noose, held it up in my hands strangling it, beat it to death with a bat, split its hollow skull with a maul, threw a stick over an icy lake, causing the dog to run out onto the ice, only to break the ice, fall into the freezing waters and drown. I like to think I am a nice guy.

I have been trying to expose myself to new music. I think I have been doing okay at this. I've been breaking onto the indy music scene, trying to soak it up. Getting into these bands: Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, Animal Collective, Saul Williams, The Boy Least Likely To. That is just the tip, of course. I will have 2046 on DVD tomorrow. I've been dying to see that movie. In the Mood For Love kicked my ass, and I can't wait to see this quasi-sequel. I would have loved to have seen it at the Rag Tag Cinemacafe in Columbia, MO, but it wasn't to be. I will have to settle for it on DVD. I think I will be able to cope.

Been getting into Web 2.0, whatever that is. Seems cool, whatever it is. de.li.cious is pretty useful, if that is infact considered part of Web 2.0, whatever that is. Get into social bookmarks, find people that are interested in similar things, and then read what they have been reading. It's nifty. Puts google and the search engines on their ass a bit, though they are still useful.

Please love me. If you do, maybe I will change my blog from a bitchy whiny blog, into a cool, useful information blog... HAHAHA! You wish monkey! Die!

-Dan